ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano)

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naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

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monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

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dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

(Source: katiebishop)

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wecanthavethat:

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.


The nails make it tho

wecanthavethat:

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

The nails make it tho

166,580 notes

rustybuttholes:

kaalashnikov:

luxuryofconviction:

luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

tragically beautiful.

do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider

image

(Source: vasuki)

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freefallingup13:

all-right-blondie:

That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school. 

Actually…. I don’t know if this is true about your teachers but it is true for the ones in my school.
There are such long periods of silence because NOBODY answers (even if they DO know it, and half the class always does and never raises their hand) and the teacher picks a random person NOT TO EMBARRASS THEM, but to further the class because nobody has the confidence in their answer to say it in front of the class voluntarily.
iIt’s not victimization, the teacher just wants the class to figure out the answer on their own, and share what they think the answer is.
Even if you’re wrong, the teacher knows now what to go over.
If you have any answer, raise your hand.
If you have no answer and the teacher calls on you, SUCK IT UP, AND SAY YOU DON’T KNOW, BECAUSE NOT KNOWING IS OKAY. YOU ARE IN SCHOOL TO LEARN, AND YOU ARE IN SCHOOL LEARNING.

If your teacher makes fun of you for not knowing the answer or continues doing this while having proof that you have trouble in the class (sub par grades or asking for help a lot etc. etc.) THEN you can call the teacher out.

Otherwise, that teacher is trying to just get done with the lesson. Seriously, it’s boring on both sides.

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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henzolin:

I’ve made this design available to purchase as a T-shirt, and prints!
http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/Henzypoo/

henzolin:

I’ve made this design available to purchase as a T-shirt, and prints!

http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/Henzypoo/

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callmehabitual:

"We pride ourselves on trying to put on the best show we can 
and we are not afraid to say that we happen to be
the best live band in the world."

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